Monday, September 15, 2014

My book is going to be in the Hollywood film Anesthesia

One of my books is headed to the big screen sometime in the not too distant future. Romy’s Garden Adventures: Christmas City is going to star as a background prop in the upcoming film Anesthesia - written and directed by Tim Blake Nelson.

The film stars Hollywood heavyweights Glenn Close, Kristen Stewart, Gretchen Mol and Jessica Hecht just to name a few. The plot focuses on intersecting relationships after the violent mugging of a university professor. So, in many ways, the film plot parallels Romy’s Christmas tale. However, in many more ways, it doesn’t.

Still, it makes me laugh to think that there is a chance that any one of those Hollywood stars possibly picked up my book on set, flipped through it and thought to themselves “What in the actual fuck is this piece of shit children’s book doing on the set of this awesome movie?”

Regardless of what their opinions may be of my flailed attempts at creatively expressing myself, it is an extreme honour for me to have a simple children's book I wrote immortalised on the big screen alongside some people I massively admire.

And may I just say, if you are reading this, and you are a film Producer, Director or just someone who manages props on set or whatever, I just want to state here and now, that you have 100% all my permission to use any of my books in the background of any of your films in the future. ESPECIALLY if Kristen Stewart is starring in it. Yehw!

The film is scheduled for release sometime before the end of the year. Here’s some pics of my book in action. She is a natural talent ;)

children book in anesthesia film

anesthesia film behind the scenes

Thursday, August 7, 2014

Marty McFly IS Dr Emmett Brown

Woah. Okay. I feel I need to somehow vent this brain wave that just exploded in my head. I need to put this idea down on paper to be able to re-evaluate whether or not I’m going crazy.

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Getting paid for writing books

This week has been a good week. I got paid close to $1500 in royalties for sales of my story Animal Friends: Floating Orange Cubes. At the start of the year, the book hit the Amazon charts after a reddit AMA I did hit the front page. Kids all around the world ended up checking it out. Even this guy had a read.



Friday, June 13, 2014

Sequel to Animal Friends coming soon

I probably shouldn’t say coming soon, but yeh, it’s coming... it will most likely be ready around Christmas 2014. I’m going to look for a publisher to get this book in to stores across Australia, but rest assured if no publisher is interested, I shall release the book myself.

Sunday, April 27, 2014

You can buy my book with Dogecoins now

If you have some spare Dogecoins lying around and feel like reading an epub version of a story you haven’t heard much about, now you can. My story. Yeh. So Much Wow.

You can buy my book ANIMAL FRIENDS: FLOATING ORANGE CUBES using Dogecoins at Muchmarket.com. It’s a story about animals.

Buy my children’s book with Dogecoins