Let me tell you about my pet rock. His name is Belroc and he is really cool. Me and my brother found him at Merewether beach Australia in the Summer of 2013. He was sitting all by himself overlooking the blue ocean swell and contemplating some seriously deep notions of time travel and intergalactic religion. All the other rocks at the beach were being complete bastards to him, acting all passive aggressive and shit. But Belroc didn't pay any attention to them.
Some would argue that Belroc had brought all this animosity on himself. He has a very hard exterior and doesn't interact well with others. But me and my bro saw right past that superficial nonsense and saw that Belroc indeed had a soft side to him. He was warm, caring and never judged anyone. So we adopted him.
For those who accuse him of having no personality, well, I beg to differ. Belroc, like all of us, has his own hopes, fears, dreams and aspirations. But if you don’t spend time with him... If you don’t get to know him... Then you will never know what they are. For example, did you know his favourite actor is Dwayne Johnson? That his celebrity hall pass is Emma Stone? That his favourite band is HE IS LEGEND because they rock harder than anyone else? Or that his favourite film is The Rock, starring Nicholas Cage and Sean Connery?